by: P McD
Crowdfunding initiative to help pay for noise violation fines
A popular off campus house and its residents are being persecuted by discontented neighbors and Northfield police. Last weekend, neighbors called the police complaining about the noise levels and the residents of this off campus party locale were slapped with heavy fines. Concerned St. Olaf students and party goers (FAKE NAME '15) and (FAKE NAME '17) have started a kickstarter to raise funds to lessen the financial burden of the victims at the off campus home.They will be tabling outside of Stav Hall this week selling t-shirst and collecting donations so that this house can "throw down" once again.
April 20, 2014
Last night’s party-celeb, Junior Annika Bjorklund, commented “I think five texts counts the same as a phone call so I’m still ok, right?” when asked about her refusal to put away her iPhone five at the environmental house Saturday, April 19th.
After an extended period of time in the basement, four rounds around the house, and a really good conversation about the content of a golden lab’s blog the party was a success for this celeb. “I didn’t know everyone, but I sort of knew a lot of people and I really knew some people, which I think is a really good dynamic for me” said an invigorated Bjorklund. With her recent social success Bjorklund plans to finally talk to that girl whose comments she thinks are actually really smart on the way to their theology class.
Bjorklunds dead-on amount of enthusiasm during the concert, and witty comments about shared
vocabulary between marijuana culture and Easter allowed her to blend in and amuse her peers. While fleeing into the woods at 11:48 p.m.
Bjorklund’s mockery of a Pub Safe officer exemplified her reckless spirit. Her where-abouts were uncertain until a 1:30 a.m. citing in the Pause where she planned to take a large pepperoni and green pepper pizza.
When asked about her choice she responded, “Wait, so I had my phone on the porch, right? I thought it wasn’t going to leave my hand all night but I remember setting it on a table? I was texting so many people. I should never carry my phone. It’s in my bra! I’m so responsible!”. Bjorklund reported waking up pretty ok on Sunday and was seen at a two hour long brunch the next day.